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Thank you everyone from your fans at Dizzy Sheep!

Hope you had a great weekend!

Tune in tomorrow for more adventures with Flat Dizzy!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

On a technical note, I was just given an announcement on a note here. Let's see - 

Baa-Blaa-Blaa at midnight EST we will have a normal deal that will not change after a period of time. Please go to bed after purchasing it and sleep well - baa-blaaa-blaaaa...

Oh - we'd like to assure our wonderful customers that there was at no time a computer virus on the Dizzy Sheep Server. Any random issues were caused by the usual Technical Dizziculties that are attributed to Dizzy pressing buttons or doing things he's not supposed to do on The Dizzy Sheep server, despite being told he's not allowed to touch it -

Hey! Wait, you can't blame me, I'm not even there!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

As we wind down the spinoff, I hope you've all enjoyed the Magical Pirate Adventure.

I'd like to think I've learned a lot of things from this story, even though I couldn't directly participate.

I learned that you can't make a pirate dog fall for a new trick, but they don't get along with cats. Good to know if you ever encounter a pirate dog.

I've also learned that Merlino Woolio is completely trustworthy!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Yeeeaarrrf! Great now that be settled, where be the grub in this place? I have a mighty hunger!

Oh great, another hungry mouth at Dizzy Sheep Offices. Alpaca, you better inform your new responsibility that my lunch is strictly off limits!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Ugh, fine!

Yaay!!

But he's your responsibility Alpaca!

Oh I will take the bestest care of him!

Yeeeaaarff suckers!

What was that Bones?

I said woof! I'm a good boy!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

A job?! For a pirate dog?? Absolutely not!

Awww but Fred, let's keep him!

No Alpaca! It's out of the question!

But Freeeeed, look at his puppy dog eyes! They're so cute!

I... well... I...

Come on!

No! Stop... stop making those eyes!

He's such a cute puppy! Come on Fred!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Pweaz sirz give ol' Bones a job here at Dizzy Sheep...

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

It's can't be -

Yeeeaaaarrrff! But it tis! It be Captain Nobeard Salty Bones - and I have a bone to pick with you!

Haahahah! Nice pun!

This be no time for jokes! I've lost my ship to a lousy crew of angry cats thanks to you and now I be a furious pirate dog!

Ooo, time for me to make my mystical escape...

Eeek don't hurt me!

Don't panic Alpaca, his hat is bigger than he is! What are you going to do about it little pup?

I'll tell ye what I'm going to do -

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

I don't know what to believe anymore, I'm so confused! You planned to turn against us but only to save us, then maybe for real turn against us because of greed for pirate loot, but it wasn't a good enough deal, so you actually were on our side, but maybe not the whole time so does it really count and - gasp!

It's alright Alpaca, it's all in the past, we're here now and everything is just peachy!

I guess...

So I'll just be on my way now...

YEEEAAAaarrrfff!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

I don't doubt that some of this may have been in a crazy plan of yours Merlino, but I am also 100% sure you are leaving a good portion out as well.

Why do you say that Fred?

Because Captain Bones mentioned a share of pirate loot for you. And I know there's no way Merlino Woolio would pass up loot!

Ahh yes... there was that.

And?

Who wouldn't be tempted by pirate booty? I decided my two lovely coworkers were far more important though.

Yeah, right.

And he only offered me a small 15% without the courtesy of throwing in health benefits. Hardly a good deal for such a great and magical sheep like myself.

You don't have health benefits at Dizzy Sheep either.

Oh I do now!

What??

Management decided to reward me after I told them how I saved the spinoff, not to mention two of their main characters!

You didn't save us! Or the spinoff!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Sep 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
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