So you intend to just keep all of the spinoff yarn and money, and just... sail away?

Yeah, something like that.

And the large mob of angry knitters that will surely stop at nothing until they find you?

Aye, I am a wee bit concerned about that. It wouldn't have been a problem if you two didn't show up and blow me cover!

Nashua Handknits Shenandoah

Shenandoah, with its soft subtle multicolors, is a very pretty worsted weight self striping single ply yarn.  The perfect yarn to add interest and dimension to garments without distracting from stitch textures and patterns.

• 100% Wool
• Approx 98 yards / 90 meters per 50 gram ball
• 4 - 4.5 stitches per inch
• Needle size 7-9 (US) / 4.5-5.5 mm
• Hand wash, dry flat
• Made in Italy

Here is a unique sweater that would take advantage of Shenandoah's subtle striping from Knitty Fall 2003 called Rosedale by Amy Swenson:
 

or this pretty moebius from Knitty Winter 2007 called Justify by Lynne Vogel:

Suggested retail price: $7.50 per 50g ball