Call me crazy Fred, but that clearly looks like a pirate ship. I don't have a good feeling about this.

Me neither... I thought it was just some odd effect of the virus that was causing Robo Dizzy to mutter with a pirate accent, not that there would actually be pirates!

What are we going to do??

Let me survey the situation with this spyglass.

Where did you get that?

Oh I forgot to mention that we have a limited ability to manifest virtual objects as long as they are fairly simple and there is enough free memory on the server available.

Forgot to mention??

Well not really. Actually I was concerned if I told you that you might do something crazy when you were panicking, like manifest a rainstorm of cupcakes or something.

I... I can do that?

No! Wait, no you can't do that!

Lang Mille Colori

Aptly named, Mille Colori appears to be a yarn with a thousand shimmery colors.  This beautiful, soft, self striping single ply yarn is a machine washable blend of 50% wool and 50% acrylic.  It is a fun knit, watching the superb shimmery colors unfold and it knits up quickly being a chunky weight yarn, but it is very light.  Perfect for sweaters, scarves and accessories. 

• FIBER: 50% Wool, 50% Acrylic
• BALL WEIGHT: 1.75 oz / 50 g
• YARDAGE: 100 yards / 92 meters
• KNITTING GAUGE: 3.75 sts = 1"
• NEEDLE SIZE: 10 (US) / 6 mm
• CARE: Machine wash.  Lay flat to dry.

How about this very pretty Cable and Lace Hat and Scarf, a free pattern designed by Lang Yarns using Mille Colori from the Estelle Designs site:

Suggested Retail Price: $9.00 per 50 gram ball