I can only think of one thing to save the spinoff, and it relies on our awesome friends and loyal customers.

It's a good idea, I think it might actually work Alpaca!

If everyone places orders for this special yarn, Lana Grossa Cat, then Captain Bones's ship will fill up with virtual cats...

The concept is brilliant Alpaca, I had no idea you understood the correlation between suggestive naming and visual imagery connection in the brain. Most yarn in this virtual reality just would appear as skeins of yarn, but something called "Cat" would be interpreted as extra fuzzy cats because it's the first thing our brain thinks!

I have no idea what you're talking about Fred - visual connection what? Anyway, everyone knows that dogs and cats don't usually get along very well, so by filling the ship we can drive Captain Bones off and save the day!

And by save the day, we mean save the spinoff!

Oh and us. Can it save us too? I don't want to be thrown into the sea of unmanaged memory, it sounds bad!

OMG Hello There Kitty Rescuez Me Labor Day Bundle

(Lana Grossa Cat)

This fun, commemorative bundle includes the following:

• 1 skein of Lana Grossa Cat in color of your choice autographed by Alpacaraca
  
  • FIBER CONTENT: 50% Microviscose, 35% Merino, 15% Alpaca
  • GAUGE: 3 sts = 1" on US size 10 needles
  • WEIGHT: Chunky [5]
  • YARDAGE: Approx 93 yards in 50 grams
  • TEXTURE: Soft, Plied, Furry, Cat-like
  • CARE: Machine wash cool, lay flat to dry
• 1 Labor Day Magical Pirate Adventure Collector's Picture
• 1 Special Discount Code

Lana Grossa Cat Suggested Retail Price: $9.95 / ball

Bundle Suggested Retail Value... Priceless Yeeeaaarrrr!