[Your nameless, never seen narrator here. Everyone was watching the presidential debates and didn't write a new story, so I picked one of my favorites from earlier this year.]
Got a cold? Sniffles? Run down?
Well here is Dr. Dizzy’s standard advice.
Chicken soup – moms have been prescribing it for years and moms know best!
Blackberry brandy – now before you start laughing, which will start a coughing fit, I have it on good authority that there are medicinal benefits – a bartender told me and he should know!
Besides, even if it doesn’t do anything for the cold - after a few doses you won’t care!
(Not recommended for minors, if you are driving or operating heavy machinery, pregnant or want to stay un-pregnant, have a medical condition, or are knitting intarsia in the round! My lawyers, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, require me to add these disclaimers.)
Of course I’m not a real doctor. I don’t even play one on TV!
But I am a dizzy sheep that has a Daily Dizzy Deal™ on yarn!
You know a lot of medicines come from the rainforests.
Opal Rainforest Sock Yarn
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