This is your nameless, never seen narrator.

No one is here today.

Apparently they are all embarrassed about yesterday’s joke and went into hiding at Hidden Lodge.

Actually, I think they are all taking a day off to knit and they left me to do today’s story.

So let me leave you with a joke of my own:

Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?

A: Six! Four to hold Dizzy down and one to sheer him!

I bet you thought I was going to say "None... sheep can't knit."

But that just wouldn't be right!

Berroco Lodge™

New!  Lodge is a must have new yarn this season.  Its chunky weight, lofty single ply wool blend, and vibrant tweed flecks within beautiful, slowly transitioning colorways conspire to quickly work up into amazing stripes.

• 47% Wool, 47% Acrylic, 6% Nylon
• Approx 98 yards in 50 grams
• 3.5 sts = 1" on US 11 needles
• Hand Wash. Lay Flat to Dry.

 Check out the great patterns in Berroco's Lodge pattern booklet #322 .  For example:

Sashay - a beautiful crocheted scarf:
  

or Acey - a classic pullover with a removable ribbed cowl:
 

or Allemande - a great vest with handy patch pockets for that cell phone you never know where to put!
  

Suggested Retail Price: $8.00 per 50g.