Narrator: “You are a Colonel; you just finished your first knitting project.”
Narrator: “You’re on the combat field battling the typical invading UFO hoards. Suddenly…”
Colonel: “My knitted underwear is really scratchy.”
Soldier: “Sir, you didn’t use Lopi did you?”
Colonel: “Why, yes I did."
Soldier: “Sir, sorry to hear that, sir! Don’t expect me to scratch it this time, sir!”
Narrator: “Don’t get caught in this embarrassing situation. Remember, proper yarn selection for your project is very important.”
Narrator: “This public service announcement brought to you by DizzySheep.com.”
Fred: “Interesting message, eh, Dizzy?”
Dizzy: “Fred, why are we wearing colanders on our heads?”
Berroco Vintage & Vintage Colors
This machine wash wool-rich blend features a wide color range, an incredibly soft feel and yardage that goes on and on. Its unique fiber blend makes laundering a breeze and perfectly suited for easy care garments for both children and adults. Beautiful colors. Great stitch definition.
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