Fred what happened to the web site yesterday morning?  It was the first major outage in nearly four years of operation!

Well Dizzy, it’s like this, the collaborative big data hypervisor had a type conflict with our scalable object-oriented protocol that caused the virtual non-relational database to become unsynchronized with the bioinformatic data.

Oh… so you knocked the plug out?

Sort of, I was working on setting up the Sheep Squisher for declone mode and I overloaded the circuit and blew a fuse.

Fred, you need to get the decloner process working stat! I need to have my 2-D Flat Dizzy self decloned back into my 3-D self – I’m fading fast!

Yes, you do seem to be a bit transparent these days.

Pretty soon I’ll be invisible!

Hmmm… The Invisible Sheep… sounds like a bad horror movie!

Berroco Link™

Extremely soft,  Berroco Link is a beautiful wide i-cord-like yarn that knits up quickly into warm and comfortable accessories for the chill months ahead.

Huge.  Colorful.  Fun.  Full of Character.

Instant Gratification.

On the way to a gift giving event... in the car... in the dark... you can make a spectacular scarf in 29 minutes or less with this eye-catching yarn...  and then drop it into a gift bag.

That's what we used to say.

The current world record holder did it in 18 minutes, 8 seconds.

• 50% Wool, 50% Acrylic
• Approx 32 yards in 200 grams
• 1 sts = 1" on US 36 - 52 needles
• Hand Wash Cool. Lay Flat to Dry.

The scarf pattern is inside the label.

Challengers anyone?

Suggested Retail Price: $29.00 per 200g