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I Do Not Snore

Not me!
Not me!

It has been brought to my attention that there was an accusation made during our camping trip that I snore.

Well, I empathically deny such allegations.

Gargoyles do not snore – we can’t.

See snoring is caused by air flowing over the soft palate.

I’m made of stone – nothing is soft.

If anyone was snoring, it was not me!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

"Fred!  Wake up!  Stop snoring!  Get back to packing orders!"

Huh?

"You're talking in your sleep and you're snoring!"

Not me!