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On the Ninth Day of Dizzy...

Ow. Whatever these presents are, they aren't soft.
Ow. Whatever these presents are, they aren't soft.

On the ninth day of Dizzy, Dizzy’s deals to me…

Tweeds and marls exciting,

Sharp and pointy objects,

Squishy sheepy fleecies,

Many stunning colors,

Acc-cess-o-ries!

Chunky bulky yarns,

Soft single plies,

Something al-pac-a,

And a great yarn for socks for my feet!

I give you my special holiday interpretive dance! I’ve been working on it for a while and am glad I can finally perform it.

Unfortunately I couldn’t find eight other willing dancers to join me, it would have been quite spectacular with the choreography I put together. That’s alright though, I’ll just have to leap and twirl a little extra to keep the same intensity that the other dancers would have added.

Not many people know this, but I was quite the dance star when I was younger! Here’s the leaping double twirl, it’s all about focusing on –

CRASH!

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Where you’re going to... land.