“I'm Sergeant Sundae. Are you the dizzy sheep that called to report an attack by a bunnicula?”
“Well, it wasn’t really an attack.”
“For the record, what’s your name?”
“Describe what happened.”
“Well, I run a Daily Dizzy Deal™ site for yarn, fiber, accessories …”
“Just the facts ma’am, err, sir”
“Well it all began a few days ago – the day after the full moon.”
“Well, I just arrived at work. I saw my friend Marshmallow Rabbit come in – but he had long pointy bunnicula teeth!”
“What is a bunnicula?”
“It is a rabbit with long pointy teeth that sucks the juice out of vegetables.”
I am not sure why the Chief always assigns me these bizarre cases - might have something to do with wrecking his brand new sports car or perhaps messing with his latest knitting project.
“So, Mr.Dizzy, let me understand – you called to report that your friend, a rabbit, showed up for work needing dental work and with an appetite for vegetables.”
“Well… yes, sir.”
I don't understand the problem, but when the Chief yells "bring in the suspect, period!" - well a sergeant doesn’t have much options.
“OK, I have enough information. I’ll just pay a visit to your friend. By the way, what is that strong garlic odor?”
“Thanks Sergeant Sundae. And I did take a shower.”