Nameless and Fred are about 10 minutes into their epic search for the peanut butter, when they come across the cracker aisle.
Fred, "Here, let’s look down here. We haven’t looked here yet."
Nameless, "Why would the peanut butter be with the crackers? That makes no sense."
Fred, "I don’t know, but we haven’t looked here, so we might as well give it a shot."
They turn down the cracker aisle, which is also devoid of cookies. Everyone knows the cookies go in the same aisle as the crackers, but lo and behold, there’s the peanut butter, in all its peanut buttery glory. Also curiously missing, are the jellies and jams."
Nameless standing in front of the peanut butter, "WHY? JUST WHY?"
Fred, "Lots of people eat peanut butter on crackers. It makes sense."
Nameless, "All right, I can see that. But tell me this: why is the Thanksgiving stuffing in this aisle? I can’t imagine anyone eating a few sprinkles of that on their peanut butter, jelly-less cracker."
Fred patting Nameless on the shoulder and grabbing a jar from the shelf, "You’re right. That part doesn’t makes any sense. Let’s just go and get the rest of the stuff."
For your bellies: Breakfast Nachos from Delish
Find the full recipe here.
For your needles: Florio by Sarah H Arnold (pattern published in Hot Cheese and available on Ravelry here for $5.00 CAD) in Plymouth Reserve Fingering, on sale today 'til 8:00am ET!
A superb blend of Superwash Merino Wool, Cashmere and Nylon give this beautiful hand dyed multi-color fingering weight yarn bounce, softness and strength.